Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.

Baby, that booty is a moral hazard!!

If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism.

I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves

Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy

I can stimulate you with my package

How can I lower your barriers to entry?

Your presence is one big positive externality

I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

I think you and me would have great potential output

I’m a pure public good, you can free-ride on me anytime you want.

Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.

And the very best pickup line to catch your own economist, straight from the Hayek/Keynes rap video…

Bottom up or top down?

Hey baby, tonight let’s get freaky and embrace the ‘Animal Spirits’.

Take my stimulus package!

You make my demand curve go inelastic

Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

How do you get multiple girls at one time? Tell them about network externalities..