Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.

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Baby, that booty is a moral hazard!!

113

If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism.

120

I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves

115

Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy

107

I can stimulate you with my package

107

How can I lower your barriers to entry?

107

Your presence is one big positive externality

123

I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want

99

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

100

I think you and me would have great potential output

64

I’m a pure public good, you can free-ride on me anytime you want.

86

Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.

73

And the very best pickup line to catch your own economist, straight from the Hayek/Keynes rap video…

150

Bottom up or top down?

84

Hey baby, tonight let’s get freaky and embrace the ‘Animal Spirits’.

79

Take my stimulus package!

79

You make my demand curve go inelastic

120

Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

68

How do you get multiple girls at one time? Tell them about network externalities..

84