Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.

95

Baby, that booty is a moral hazard!!

90

If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism.

103

I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves

85

Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy

87

I can stimulate you with my package

87

How can I lower your barriers to entry?

85

Your presence is one big positive externality

93

I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want

82

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

83