Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.

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Baby, that booty is a moral hazard!!

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If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism.

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I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves

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Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy

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I can stimulate you with my package

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How can I lower your barriers to entry?

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Your presence is one big positive externality

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I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want

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You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

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