Economics Pick Up Lines

If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism.

I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves

Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy

I can stimulate you with my package

How can I lower your barriers to entry?

Your presence is one big positive externality

I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

I think you and me would have great potential output

I’m a pure public good, you can free-ride on me anytime you want.

Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.

And the very best pickup line to catch your own economist, straight from the Hayek/Keynes rap video…

Bottom up or top down?

Hey baby, tonight let’s get freaky and embrace the ‘Animal Spirits’.

Take my stimulus package!

You make my demand curve go inelastic

Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit

How do you get multiple girls at one time? Tell them about network externalities..

If I were the inelastic side of the market, I’d want you to be the excess burden of tax, so you could fall heavily upon me.

Babe, I’m like a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply the entire market.

You and I should be in the same industry; so that we could merge horizontally.

You and I are in a prisoner’s dilemma, are best shot is cooperative equilibrium so we can increase our mutual payoff.

I can assure you: There’s no adverse to this selection.

Your demand for me should be inelastic; there are no substitutes.

Want to go prove the law of diminishing utility is incorrect?

It’s like a positive externality: We’ve experienced the social benefit, how about we go reap the private (benefit).

You’ve got the curves to supply my demand!

Let’s go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility.

You’re my very favorite kind of moral hazard.

I have a feeling you really understand the “nature of the firm.”

Baby, I love you so much I’m willing to forgo my exit option.

Wanna talk about our private goods?

You’re an economist. I’m an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?

Now those are some tangible assets!

I’ll reveal my preferences if you will.

I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?

C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort

I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”……because I know were meant to “B”

I need 3 things in my life…..Sun for my day, moon for my night…..and you for the rest of my life…

‘m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

You have some fine new resources, because you made my PP curve expand.

Are your legs available for some open market operations?

I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.

Hey boy, It is ok if I share your hymnal ?

I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same ?

I see you sharing the Gospel with your friend.. When you are finished I can give you a foot massage and we can pray for her.

I really believe that exercising your body is sort of like exercising spiritually: you have to practice the spiritual disciplines.. And girl, you are healthy!

When they said that souls delight in the song of the heart, I wonder if they said it because they knew you’d be the song of my heart.

Sorry, but you owe me another communion cup.. Because when I looked at you. I dropped mine !

The other day I was reading through the book of Revelation.. I want our relationship to last until the end times come.

Charm is deceitful and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.. Consider this my praise, baby!

The Bible says to think about whatever is pure and lovely. So I’ve been thinking about you all day.