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HomeDumb Pick Up Lines

Dumb Pick Up Lines

These dumb pick up lines are sometimes useless, but mostly they are guaranteed to work because they make people somehow laugh and open their hearts to you. And this is why dumb pick up lines are not aimless. We gathered for you the best ones on the Internet which work fine If you learn them properly. You can also use these dumb pick up lines to only pretend dumb to girls. Because all we know sometimes girls like dumb guys rather than over smartness ones. At any rate, here are the dumbest pick up lines ever:

  • Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
  • I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.
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If you were a pair of glasses when looking at the sun. You would be smoking hot.

If you were a pair of glasses when looking at the sun… You would be smoking hot.

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Are you Texas cuz you’re harder than a sunburn

Are you Texas cuz you’re harder than a sunburn

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Are you a peanut because I’d like to smash you

Are you a peanut because I’d like to smash you

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Damn are you rock, because your really hard to not stair at !

Damn are you rock, because your really hard to not stair at !

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I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

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You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

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Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

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I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

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Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

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Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

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Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

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If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

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Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

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Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

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What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!

What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!

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I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.

I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.

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The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.

The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.

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Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.

Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.

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Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

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If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

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Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

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As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

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Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

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Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

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Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.

Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.

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Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.

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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

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Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right ?

Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right ?

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Can I borrow a kiss ? I promise I’ll give it back.

Can I borrow a kiss ? I promise I’ll give it back.

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Do you have a name ? Or can I just call you mine?

Do you have a name ? Or can I just call you mine?

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Are you from U.K ? Because I want u, K ?

Are you from U.K ? Because I want u, K ?

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Are you African ? Cause Africans love you!

Are you African ? Cause Africans love you!

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Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

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Hey girl, are you an avox or do I just leave you speechless ?

Hey girl, are you an avox or do I just leave you speechless ?

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I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

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Do you breath oxygen ? We have so much in common.

Do you breath oxygen ? We have so much in common.

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Did we have class together ? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Did we have class together ? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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Do you like explosions? Because you just set one off in my pants.

Do you like explosions? Because you just set one off in my pants.

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You’re like a drug. I want to do you 24/7.

You’re like a drug. I want to do you 24/7.

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Is your normal body temperature 99 degrees because you are HOT.

Is your normal body temperature 99 degrees because you are HOT.

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Are you a loose end because I want to tie you up.

Are you a loose end because I want to tie you up.

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Hey, my bed broke. Can I sleep in yours?

Hey, my bed broke. Can I sleep in yours?

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Girl: I could sure stand to do something stupid. Boy: I’m something stupid. Do me.

Girl: I could sure stand to do something stupid. Boy: I’m something stupid. Do me.

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if you were a potato I’d mash the hell out of you!

if you were a potato I’d mash the hell out of you!

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Dang boy, are you Nick Fury? because I’d say you’re a level 10.

Dang boy, are you Nick Fury? because I’d say you’re a level 10.

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Right now you’re super girl/guy and I’m the Sun. Cause I’m about to power you up with some good old fashioned vitamin D.

Right now you’re super girl/guy and I’m the Sun. Cause I’m about to power you up with some good old fashioned vitamin D.

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Are you a whistle because I want to blow you.

Are you a whistle because I want to blow you.

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I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

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Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

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Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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Are you an elevator, because you lift my spirits

Are you an elevator, because you lift my spirits

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  • Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material!
  • Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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