You know what’s really.. BIG on me ?? My tummy let’s get something to eat

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Are you Texas cuz you’re harder than a sunburn

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Are you a peanut because I’d like to smash you

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Damn are you rock, because your really hard to not stair at !

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

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I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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Can I read your T shirt in brail?

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You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

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Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

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I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

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