These were the best dumb pick up lines on the Internet.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?