Are you Texas cuz you’re harder than a sunburn
Are you a peanut because I’d like to smash you
Damn are you rock, because your really hard to not stair at !
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I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.