You know what’s really.. BIG on me ?? My tummy let’s get something to eat
Are you Texas cuz you’re harder than a sunburn
Are you a peanut because I’d like to smash you
Damn are you rock, because your really hard to not stair at !
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Can I read your T shirt in brail?
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.