You know what’s really.. BIG on me ?? My tummy let’s get something to eat

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If you were a pair of glasses when looking at the sun… You would be smoking hot.

20

Are you Texas cuz you’re harder than a sunburn

66

Are you a peanut because I’d like to smash you

76

Damn are you rock, because your really hard to not stair at !

80

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

677

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

82

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

83

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

79

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

73