These were the best dumb pick up lines on the Internet.

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I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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Can I read your T shirt in brail?

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You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

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You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

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Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

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I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

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Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

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Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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