Dragon Ball Z Pick Up Lines

“I’ve got a ‘fridge filled with 2 tons of food. Wanna come over to my place?”

“Hey baby, let me see your Dragon Balls!”

“What a coincidence, my name begins with ‘Son’ also! Wanna hook up?”

“I think you’re the ‘Head Cha-La’!”

“You’re always searching for the ultimate technique, right? Follow me and I’ll show you a technique that’s guaranteed to stop any man in his tracks.”

“Is that a magical staff in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

“I can’t get enough of short, balding guys with bad attitudes. Meow!”

“That spandex must be really tight. Can I take it off for you?”

“Hey, let’s ‘Brain Dance’, if ya know what I mean!”

“If only I could find a man with an attitude”

“You are SOOOO much stronger than anyone else…and better looking too! Wanna come over to my place?”

“Wanna spar…if ya know what I mean..”

“Yo, Veggie, why don’t you put all that energy to good use?”

“Hey Veggie, wanna come shopping? I know something fun you can do in an elevator ^_~”

“I was thinking you could give me some personal training….”

“I like guys who are named after underwear.”

“Hey, baby, want to do the Fusion Technique at my place?”

“Is that a sword on your back or are you just happy to see me?”

“Guys with swords make me randy.”

“Hey, sexy, want to get into my trunks?”

“I just love the way you made Cell go perfect! Think you could do that for me?”

“That spandex is so tight! How do you get into it?”

“I’ve always wanted a guy who’s not afraid of leather pants…”

“Is your hair the ONLY thing you have that’s big?”

“So…can that tail do anything else?”

“Your eyes really are cold…But you’re still hot…”

“I like short guys. Oh, I’m not implying your short or anything! *nervose laugh*”

“Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.”

“Big Bang me, lover!”

“Wow, those are some really tight pants! How do get into them, mabye starting with a drink??”

“Can I see if ALL of you turns Super Sayjin?”

“Hey, guys that dont drink are guys that dont stink! In bed or out!!”

“Hey, I heard you know how to summon a big lizard!”

“Hey, take a looky at my magic balls!!”

“Hey, cutie, let me rock YOUR dragon.”