Dog Pick Up Lines

Wanna go pee up some lamppost?

Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

With your beauty and my thoroughbred we´d make an exotic litter of puppies

I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

Do you believe in cross-breding?

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly

My dog is humping your dog — it’s fate!

Your doghouse or mine?

I must be a Dog Tick, because I’m stuck on you.

Is that your dog’s tail wagging, or are you just happy to see me?

Girl, you are so fetch!

Is it warm out here or are you in heat?

Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!

We should get our dogs together for a playdate

You are all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

Iams so in love with you.

Looking good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?

I’d never keep you on a short leash.

This will go over better than, “You look just like your pug.

you’re more fetching than my favorite ball.

That’s a nice dog. Does it have a phone number?

You work for beneful? cuz you are making my heart do all the right things.

Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?

A day with you’s like an etrnity of behind-the ear scratches.

Oh, that’s a great looking dog! Can I pet you–I mean, him?

You make my heart feel like it’s getting tummy-rubbed.

My dog is humping your dog. It must be fate!

How about we ditch these keashes and go for a run.

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

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