Having dog is amusing, right? Using dog pick up lines is amusing and cheesy as well. Pickupliness for the first time on the Internet provides you the best and most guaranteed dog pick up lines, enjoy!
What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her
That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her owner
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
With your beauty and my thoroughbred we´d make an exotic litter of puppies
I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Do you believe in cross-breding?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Roll over. I’ll scratch your belly
My dog is humping your dog — it’s fate!
Your doghouse or mine?
I must be a Dog Tick, because I’m stuck on you.
Is that your dog’s tail wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, you are so fetch!
Is it warm out here or are you in heat?
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
We should get our dogs together for a playdate
You are all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.