What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

5

That dog is beautiful! I see she takes after her owner

5

Wanna go pee up some lamppost?

8

Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

7

With your beauty and my thoroughbred we´d make an exotic litter of puppies

5

I’ll be your Tramp if you’ll be my Lady.

8

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

6

Do you believe in cross-breding?

5

That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

7

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

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