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HomeDoctor Who Pickup Lines

Doctor Who Pickup Lines

Are you a Time Lord? Cause you make my heartbeat go all wibbly wobbly; check out the best Doctor Who pick up lines on the entire Internet.

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Are you a weeping angel? Cause I could stare at you all day!

Are you a weeping angel? Cause I could stare at you all day!

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Are you a Time Lord? Cause you make my heartbeat go all wibbly wobbly.

Are you a Time Lord? Cause you make my heartbeat go all wibbly wobbly.

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You’re sexier than the tardis

You’re sexier than the tardis

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You’re Oodiful

You’re Oodiful

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You’re DALEKtable

You’re DALEKtable

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You’ve stolen BOTH my hearts

You’ve stolen BOTH my hearts

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Looks like I’m not the only ten in the room

Looks like I’m not the only ten in the room

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Ooo Baby, you have more curves than the Seal of Rassilon.

Ooo Baby, you have more curves than the Seal of Rassilon.

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You do know what they say about men with long scarves, don’t you?…

You do know what they say about men with long scarves, don’t you?…

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I think you need a Doctor

I think you need a Doctor

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Come into the TARDIS. Be careful, it’s a little rough and bumpy

Come into the TARDIS. Be careful, it’s a little rough and bumpy

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“she just called you the doctor””OH HELL NO! hold my sonic”

“she just called you the doctor””OH HELL NO! hold my sonic”

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Wanna take a ride in my TARDIS?

Wanna take a ride in my TARDIS?

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You are the doctor to my master

You are the doctor to my master

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You must be a time lord because you have two hearts, yours and mine

You must be a time lord because you have two hearts, yours and mine

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Girl you’re so perfect even a cyber man couldn’t upgrade you

Girl you’re so perfect even a cyber man couldn’t upgrade you

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You look familiar. Did I snog your mum at Woodstock?

You look familiar.  Did I snog your mum at Woodstock?

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Do you want to be the doctor to my tardis?

Do you want to be the doctor to my tardis?

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Are you a Sontaran? because every time I see you I faint.

Are you a Sontaran? because every time I see you I faint. 

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If you’ll be the doctor I’ll be your tardis and you can ride me through space and time

If you’ll be the doctor I’ll be your tardis and you can ride me through space and time

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You’re so hot you’ve given me Torchwood

You’re so hot you’ve given me Torchwood

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You’re so perfect, the Daleks wouldn’t dare exterminate you.

You’re so perfect, the Daleks wouldn’t dare exterminate you.

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Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket are you just happy to see me?

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket are you just happy to see me? 

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My lungs store oxygen; share

My lungs store oxygen; share

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Fezes are red,

Fezes are red,

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The TARDIS Iike blue,

The TARDIS Iike blue,

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Like River longs for The Doctor,

Like River longs for The Doctor,

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I long for you.

I long for you.

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I’ll make your bed wibbly wobbly every timey wimey

I’ll make your bed wibbly wobbly every timey wimey

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You’ve stolen both of my hearts

You’ve stolen both of my hearts

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How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

How about you and I go back to my TARDIS so I can sonic screw you?

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Do you have any Gallifreyan in you? Would you like to?

Do you have any Gallifreyan in you? Would you like to?

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Are you the Master’s drums? Cause I can’t get you out of my head.

Are you the Master’s drums? Cause I can’t get you out of my head.

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Wanna come back to my place? You can play Doctor Donna.

Wanna come back to my place?  You can play Doctor Donna.

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Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.

Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.

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If I were a Cyberman, I’d give you an upgrade.

If I were a Cyberman, I’d give you an upgrade.

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Let me shout at your jammy dodger.

Let me shout at your jammy dodger.

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I’d like the be the one to open your Pandorica.

I’d like the be the one to open your Pandorica.

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