They found Nemo and they found Dory too…I can’t find my girlfriend, could it be you
Do you happen to have a band-aid? Cupid just shot me in the heart.
You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a “Vaudevillian” style rimshot) …of course, I’ve only been married twice!
I’m having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.
Hey, honey, are you looking for a little sea man ?
Carpet match the drapes ?
One night with me and I will show you a whole new world !
Can I go exploring in your rabbit hole ?