They found Nemo and they found Dory too…I can’t find my girlfriend, could it be you

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Do you happen to have a band-aid? Cupid just shot me in the heart.

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You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a “Vaudevillian” style rimshot) …of course, I’ve only been married twice!

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I’m having a really bad day and it always makes me fell better when I see a pretty girl smile so would you smile for me?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

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Are you spring ? Because you have me twitter pated.

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Hey, honey, are you looking for a little sea man ?

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Carpet match the drapes ?

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One night with me and I will show you a whole new world !

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Can I go exploring in your rabbit hole ?

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