How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Guy: let’s roleplay, you be a magic Carpet I’ll be Aladdin, now let me ride your magic carpet
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition