Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
Nice legs…what time do they open?
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?