I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

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You remind me of the movie “Scarface” cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.

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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

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How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!

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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

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Do you like Wendy’s? Cause you’re gonna love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!

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Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them…

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Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

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I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

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Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”

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