Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them…

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Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.

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I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

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Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”

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Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.

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Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!

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I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

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Nice legs…what time do they open?

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Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

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How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat

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