I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

94

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

81

I have a job for you, but it blows!

75

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

96

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

88

So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

102

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

101

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

124

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

100

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my wang?

86

As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.

80

Do you want to see something swell?

87

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

81

Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me…

86

Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…

91

My names _____. Just so you know what to scream.

89

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours

95

That dress would look great on my floor…

89

Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?

109

I’m a business man I work in orifices… got any openings?

104