You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

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I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

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I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be draging balls across your face tonight.

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You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

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I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

38

Wanna be my girlfrien? I’ll give you the D later!

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I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

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Oh your on your period? That’s ok babe Pirates aren’t afraid to sail the Red Sea.

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Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty

36

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

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