There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

123

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

100

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

76

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

82

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

83

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be draging balls across your face tonight.

62

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

65

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

71

Wanna be my girlfrien? I’ll give you the D later!

68

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

67