Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

86

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

66

[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”

78

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

60

I’m easy. Are you?

61

First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.

68

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

79

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

84

Do you take Visa?

83

There are so many things you can do with the human mouth… why waste it on talking?

95

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

84

I’m a writer, you’re a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

60

Baby i want to let it snow all over your twin peaks

65

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

84

Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood

75

You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

94

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

79

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

99

Wow! Are those real?

88

Hi. Are you cute?

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