Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty

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The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

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Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it this night.

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I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

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Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

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I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

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Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!

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I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

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You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.”
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

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If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

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