Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it this night.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.”
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?