Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

37

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

33

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

34

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

36

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be draging balls across your face tonight.

29

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

28

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

28

Wanna be my girlfrien? I’ll give you the D later!

29

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

26

Oh your on your period? That’s ok babe Pirates aren’t afraid to sail the Red Sea.

30