Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside your pussy?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.