Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise

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Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

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The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside your pussy?

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That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

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Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

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I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

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What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

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Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

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You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

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