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And in today’s pick up lines post (and video coming up soon) We are going to show you how to truly impress while using these pick up lines. And then, the best collection. After all, you will also have a bonus of top 10 dirty pick up lines to avoid. Enjoy! And do not forget to favour your preferable pick up lines to let other people know about your favorite pick up lines.
Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “‘Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”
Do you like tapes and CD’s? Cause I’m gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD’s nuts.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?
Nice legs…what time do they open?
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?
Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Guy: let’s roleplay, you be a magic Carpet I’ll be Aladdin, now let me ride your magic carpet
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition