They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

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Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

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I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream

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Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

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You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me

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What do you like for breakfast?

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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. (This pick up lines not recommended in all cases)

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I would tell you a joke about my penis. But its too long!

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Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop

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