When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

129

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

141

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

122

They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

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Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

108

I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream

109

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

98

You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me

98

What do you like for breakfast?

103

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

103