Oh your on your period? That’s ok babe Pirates aren’t afraid to sail the Red Sea.

87

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty

86

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

86

Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it this night.

121

I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

90

Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?

85

I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?

91

Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find ’em hot and leave ’em wet!

84

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don’t need it after all.

86

You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.”
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

86

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

95

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows… You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you.

76

Wanna go on an ‘ate’ with me? I’ll give you the ‘D’ later.

87

I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.

77

You remind me of the movie “Scarface” cause I want you to say hello to my little friend.

69

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

80

How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!

80

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

82

Do you like Wendy’s? Cause you’re gonna love Wendy’s nuts slap yo face!

89

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them…

119