When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

106

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

113

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

100

They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

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Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

87

I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream

89

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

83

You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me

81

What do you like for breakfast?

82

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

85