We are all agreed that dirty pick up lines have always left a positive impact on people, because indeed they are an occult mixture between what is funny and cheesy pick up lines , creenometimes they seem filthy, not all of them. Yet, we promise you that these dirty pick up lines we provide you are considered as the best and most guaranteed ones so far according to surveys have been done by Pickupliness, and these pick up lines are suitable for everybody, young people, old ones, men, women etc.
And in today’s pick up lines post (and video coming up soon) We are going to show you how to truly impress while using these pick up lines. And then, the best collection. After all, you will also have a bonus of top 10 dirty pick up lines to avoid. Enjoy! And do not forget to favour your preferable pick up lines to let other people know about your favorite pick up lines.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. (This pick up lines not recommended in all cases)
I would tell you a joke about my penis. But its too long!
Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop
Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside your pussy?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be draging balls across your face tonight.
You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.
I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.