I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. (This pick up lines not recommended in all cases)

145

I would tell you a joke about my penis. But its too long!

118

Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop

116

Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise

111

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

105

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside your pussy?

99

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

101

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

105

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

115

What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

115

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

148

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

124

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

97

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

109

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

107

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be draging balls across your face tonight.

85

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

94

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

91

Wanna be my girlfrien? I’ll give you the D later!

91

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

88