I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. (This pick up lines not recommended in all cases)

168

I would tell you a joke about my penis. But its too long!

132

Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop

130

Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise

124

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

119

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside your pussy?

111

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

114

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

117

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

133

What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

127

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

161

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

138

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

109

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

123

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

119

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be draging balls across your face tonight.

97

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

105

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

105

Wanna be my girlfrien? I’ll give you the D later!

104

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

98