Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after
When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?
Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)
They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.
Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties
I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream
Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees
You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me
What do you like for breakfast?