Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

126

I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.

196

Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉

225

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

195

Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.

128

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

874

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

47542

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

192

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

180

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

147