Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

78

When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

61

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

74

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

64

They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

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Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

51

I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream

57

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

49

You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me

53

What do you like for breakfast?

47