Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

155

I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.

232

Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉

264

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

228

Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.

212

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

1139

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

65999

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

215

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

214

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

172

When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

164

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

175

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

154

They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

66050

Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

136

I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream

134

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

120

You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me

122

What do you like for breakfast?

126

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

127