Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.
Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉
Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?
Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw
I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock
Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after
When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?
Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)
They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.
Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties
I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream
Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees
You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me
What do you like for breakfast?
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?