Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

138

I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.

211

Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉

237

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

209

Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.

159

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

957

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

53167

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

202

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

192

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

156

When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

145

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

157

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

135

They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

53289

Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

122

I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream

119

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

108

You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me

107

What do you like for breakfast?

111

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

114