Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

170

I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.

250

Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉

284

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

242

Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.

239

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

1286

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

76527

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

229

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

239

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

185

When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

182

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

192

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

171

They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

76618

Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

153

I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream

150

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I’m China get into your Japantees

137

You deserve to be a winner so don’t a looser by loosing the opportunity to sleep with me

136

What do you like for breakfast?

140

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

140