Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

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You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

130

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

73

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

48

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

63

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

39

Hey the FBI are looking for my penis,can i hide it inside you?

59

*use one finger to signalise come here, when they come over say* I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand

61

Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

56

I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.

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