Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.
Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉
Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw
I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock
Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after
When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?