Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

204

I wish you were my homework slapped down and worked on all night.

104

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

423

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

378

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

218

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

132

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

199

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

94

Hey the FBI are looking for my penis,can i hide it inside you?

103

*use one finger to signalise come here, when they come over say* I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand

93