Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

36

I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.

83

Are your clothes made out of of paper, cause I just wanna share them right off 😉

84

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

98

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

72

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

5858

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

119

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

93

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

76

When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

59