As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.

41

Do you want to see something swell?

42

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

40

Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me…

44

Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…

50

My names _____. Just so you know what to scream.

52

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours

54

That dress would look great on my floor…

48

Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?

50

I’m a business man I work in orifices… got any openings?

51