What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my wang?
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Do you want to see something swell?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me…
Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…
My names _____. Just so you know what to scream.
I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours
That dress would look great on my floor…