I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

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I have a job for you, but it blows!

45

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

66

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

65

So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

61

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

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What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

66

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my wang?

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