Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

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I have a job for you, but it blows!

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Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

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Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

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So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

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Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

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What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

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Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my wang?

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As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.

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