I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my wang?