Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my wang?

15

As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.

17

Do you want to see something swell?

16

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

16

Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me…

17

Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…

21

My names _____. Just so you know what to scream.

20

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours

22

That dress would look great on my floor…

19

Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?

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