I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

39

I have a job for you, but it blows!

31

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

50

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

43

So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

44

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

43

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

63

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

42

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my wang?

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