There are so many things you can do with the human mouth… why waste it on talking?
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.
I’m a writer, you’re a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
Baby i want to let it snow all over your twin peaks
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood
You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.