I’m a writer, you’re a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?

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Baby i want to let it snow all over your twin peaks

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Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

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Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood

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You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

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Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

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Wow! Are those real?

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Hi. Are you cute?

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I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

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