Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

23

I’m easy. Are you?

23

First, I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.

28

I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.

26

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

32

I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

34

Do you take Visa?

30

There are so many things you can do with the human mouth… why waste it on talking?

34

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.

20

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place.

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