Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?

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Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.

39

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

39

Guy: let’s roleplay, you be a magic Carpet I’ll be Aladdin, now let me ride your magic carpet

38

Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.

39

Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?

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Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

43

Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?

44

Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition

50

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

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