Guy: let’s roleplay, you be a magic Carpet I’ll be Aladdin, now let me ride your magic carpet
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
Oh, you’re a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”