Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!

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Are you a builder? Cause you just formed a brick in my pants!

19

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

164

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

98

You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.

74

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

129

Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

92

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

109

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

74

I wish you were my homework slapped down and worked on all night.

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