Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight

239

Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!

261

Are you a builder? Cause you just formed a brick in my pants!

186

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

868

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

443

Are you a firefighter? (NO) because your making me wet

175

You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.

302

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

605

Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

407

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

535

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

293

I wish you were my homework slapped down and worked on all night.

141

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

615

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

536

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

347

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

178

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

258

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

129

Hey the FBI are looking for my penis,can i hide it inside you?

141

*use one finger to signalise come here, when they come over say* I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand

130