Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty pick up lines have always leaving a positive impact on some people, because indeed they are funny and also cheesy pick up lines, but sometimes they seem somehow filthy, not all of them. These dirty pick up lines and funny are considered as the best ones so far according to rating this post, this is because these pick up lines are suitable for everybody, young people, old ones .. We hope the following dirty pick up lines will increase your dating and make it easier. Enjoy!

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Dirty Pick Up Lines

Dirty Pick Up Lines

Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that “pops up”

They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on

Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream

Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it later.

I would tell you a joke about my thing….buts its too long

Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop

Can I park my car in your garage? It’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

Wanna be my girlfrien I’ll give you the D later

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U 😉

Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise

Can I be the wiener in your hotdog?

The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be draging balls across your face tonight.

Oh your on your period? That’s ok babe Pirates aren’t afraid to sail the Red Sea.

The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it this night.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!

I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t U+I = 69?

Nice legs…what time do they open?

Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

Are you a horse? (No) Can I ride you anyway?

Are you cold? You should be; you’ve been naked in my mind all night.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Guy: let’s roleplay, you be a magic Carpet I’ll be Aladdin, now let me ride your magic carpet

Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force

Baby i want to let it snow all over your twin peaks

Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood

You’re just like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Wow! Are those real?

Hi. Are you cute?

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

I have a job for you, but it blows!

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

So, Is it safe to say I’m gonna score?

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Do you take Visa?

I’m easy. Are you?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my wang?

As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.

Do you want to see something swell?

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

Are you a mechanic? because you should be screwing me…

How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax?

Are you bored? Cause I really want to do something to you…

My names _____. Just so you know what to scream.

I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours

That dress would look great on my floor…

Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?

I’m a business man I work in orifices… got any openings?

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.

Oh, you like sleeping?….Me too! We should do it together sometime!

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Thanks for you number, mines 69.

I’d take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight

Are you a waitress? Cause I’m gonna give you more than just the tip.

Let’s play titanic I’ll play iceberg and you’ll go down.

Hell! Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice!

You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.

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Summary: these were the most guaranteed dirty pick up lines that you can always use in every situation.

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