Did you know there is 21 letters in the alphabet (no) oops! I forgot u r a q t
Hey the FBI are looking for my penis,can i hide it inside you?
*use one finger to signalise come here, when they come over say* I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand
Hey girl, come on over here and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up. – See Funny Pick Up Lines
I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.
Are ur clothes made out of of paper cuz I just wanna shred them right off😉
Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in. See Funny Pick Up Lines
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw