Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

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Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

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Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

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I wish you were my homework slapped down and worked on all night.

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Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

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You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

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You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

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I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

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If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

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Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

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