I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.
Are ur clothes made out of of paper cuz I just wanna shred them right off😉
Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw
I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock
Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after
When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?
Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)