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And in today’s pick up lines post (and video coming up soon) We are going to show you how to truly impress while using these pick up lines. And then, the best collection. After all, you will also have a bonus of top 10 dirty pick up lines to avoid. Enjoy! And do not forget to favour your preferable pick up lines to let other people know about your favorite pick up lines.
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight
Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!
Are you a builder? Cause you just formed a brick in my pants!
What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.
Are you a firefighter? (NO) because your making me wet
You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.
Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~
Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
I wish you were my homework slapped down and worked on all night.
Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.
You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?
Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
Hey the FBI are looking for my penis,can i hide it inside you?
*use one finger to signalise come here, when they come over say* I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand