Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight

177

Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!

204

Are you a builder? Cause you just formed a brick in my pants!

150

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

710

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

372

Are you a firefighter? (NO) because your making me wet

139

You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.

245

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

485

Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

326

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

433