Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight

273

Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!

286

Are you a builder? Cause you just formed a brick in my pants!

210

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

973

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

493

Are you a firefighter? (NO) because your making me wet

199

You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.

333

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

673

Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

455

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

596

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

332

I wish you were my homework slapped down and worked on all night.

167

Baby, my house is the bowling alley + you’re the bowling ball: picked up, fingered, thrown down, and keep coming back for more.

688

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

589

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

394

I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

205

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

296

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

151

Hey the FBI are looking for my penis,can i hide it inside you?

163

*use one finger to signalise come here, when they come over say* I made you come with one finger imagine what I can do with my whole hand

156