Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

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If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

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Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

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I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

8

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

8

When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

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Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

7

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

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They call me “the fireman” because I turn the hoes on

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Are you from Japan because I’d like to get in japanties

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