Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Because I see mm used in your clothes tonight

102

Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes!

140

Are you a builder? Cause you just formed a brick in my pants!

102

What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

529

Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls.

274

Are you a firefighter? (NO) because your making me wet

82

You must be my worst enemy, because I want to Fuck you up.

189

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

350

Are you a trampoline? Because I wanna bounce on you~

251

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

332