I’m like a screwdriver (or flathead) when I’m around you, I need to screw.

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Are ur clothes made out of of paper cuz I just wanna shred them right off😉

20

Are you a farmer?[No] Then how did you get such big, round, juicy melons?

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If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

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Do you like to draw? Because i’m gonna put the D in Raw

32

I’m no Fred Flinestone, but I can still make your bedrock

27

Spell out IHOP then say ‘niss’ right after

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When you eat water melon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?

21

Wow, you’re stunning, I think I just found the cure for impotence

32

I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight… (For clever girlfriend/boyfriend)

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