You’re the tricera-tops

8

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

5

Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.

5

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

10

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

9

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

9

You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.

7

You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.

8

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

8

Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.

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