Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

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You must be a keyboard because your my type.

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Do you live in a cornfield? Because I stalk you

134

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘Wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

112

Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

352

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

419

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

391

Did you know there is 21 letters in the alphabet (no) oops! I forgot u r a q t

185

Can you touch me so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?

145

If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary Just to describe your smallest feature.

165

Can i tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.!

155

You have a secret admirer… its not so secret… It’s ME.

144

There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.

136

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

386

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

325

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

357

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

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If God made every woman as lovely as you, men wouldn’t appreciate beauty as much.

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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

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