Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

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You must be a keyboard because your my type.

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Do you live in a cornfield? Because I stalk you

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘Wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

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Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

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Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

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You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

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Did you know there is 21 letters in the alphabet (no) oops! I forgot u r a q t

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Can you touch me so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?

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If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary Just to describe your smallest feature.

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