Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.

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You must be a keyboard because your my type.

130

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I stalk you

149

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘Wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

126

Life is like a broken pencil. Pointless without you!

407

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

467

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

425

Did you know there is 21 letters in the alphabet (no) oops! I forgot u r a q t

195

Can you touch me so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?

159

If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary Just to describe your smallest feature.

175

Can i tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.!

168

You have a secret admirer… its not so secret… It’s ME.

165

There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.

147

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

435

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

353

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

409

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

162

If God made every woman as lovely as you, men wouldn’t appreciate beauty as much.

135

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

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