Cute Pick Up Lines

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and […]

Did you know there is 21 letters in the alphabet (no) oops! I forgot u r a q t

Can you touch me so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?

If there were any words to describe how beautiful you are, Webster would have to make a whole new dictionary Just to describe your smallest feature.

Can i tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.!

You have a secret admirer… its not so secret… It’s ME.

There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

How was Heaven when you left it? – See Funny Pick Up Lines

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

If God made every woman as lovely as you, men wouldn’t appreciate beauty as much.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!

If you were a teddy bear i would sleep with you every night – See: Ted Pick Up Lines

If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment…. Do you want to prove him wrong?

My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line !

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you

It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one

There are many fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you’d see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.

Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart

I’ll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you. I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you

Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes?

Was your father an alien? because you are out of this world

Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

Do you have a Band Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You look so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

You’re too pretty to be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?

You can fall off a building, you can fall out of a tree, but baby the best way to fall, is in love with me – See: Girls Pick Up Lines

I’m a bee, can you be my honey?

Your lips look so sweet, just one kiss and I swear I could give up sugar for life!

Have you ever had a guy follow you across the quad (or into a coffeehouse, onto the Metro) because he liked your smile?

I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I’m gonna need to get that.

Can I buy you your last drink? Why is it going to be my last drink? Cause after that, I am taking you home.

I need your help! My mom says that if I don’t get a date by tomorrow, she’s putting me up for adoption.