Your hair smells nice.

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Someone farted. Let’s get out of here!

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.

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Baby, you’re just like my big toe cause i’ll be banging you on all my furniture.

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I’m going to love you like a movie trailer. Gonna give you 60 seconds of action, then shout, “Coming soon!”

2

Shut up and get in the van!

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Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.

2

“Did it hurt?”

2

“Did what hurt?”

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“When God dropped you from heaven?”

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