Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? – See Funny Pick Up Lines
Your hair smells nice.
Someone farted. Let’s get out of here!
Baby, you’re just like my big toe cause i’ll be banging you on all my furniture.
I’m going to love you like a movie trailer. Gonna give you 60 seconds of action, then shout, “Coming soon!”
Shut up and get in the van!
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.
“Did it hurt?”
“Did what hurt?”
“When God dropped you from heaven?”