Creepy pick up lines

  • Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink
  • I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good
  • What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.
  • Girl, are you a conditioned stimulus ? Because you’re making me drool.
  • Your pants, they bother me. Take them off please !
  • I would date you so hard, then marry the sh*t out of you.
  • Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.
  • Your hands looks heavy, let me hold it for you !
  • Wanna know my favorite beverage ? Mount and do !
  • I’ve been reading Joshua. but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me ?
  • That’s nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it ?
  • Good thing I brought my library card, cause I’m checking you out.
  • We are like Cocoa and Marshmallows, you’re hot, and I wanna be on top of you.
  • You know what ? I bet your name is Mickey because you’re so fine !
  •   Beards can be red, a blade can glow blue. There is only one precious, and that must be you !
  • Are you from Tennessee ? Cause you’re the only ten I see.
  • Are you a copper ? Because I cu in my dreams !
  • Do you have a band aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you !
  • Are you a tower ? Because Eiffel for you.
  • I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
  • Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?