In this post about creepy pick up linesyou will discover the creepiest pick up lines ever, or even the worst pick up lines in the history based on many based on many things. These pick up lines are somehow not guaranteed as the others, they may not work with you unless you use them on stupid guys who are creepy as well 😛
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good
What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.
Girl, are you a conditioned stimulus ? Because you’re making me drool.
Your pants, they bother me. Take them off please !
I would date you so hard, then marry the sh*t out of you.
Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Your hands looks heavy, let me hold it for you !
Wanna know my favorite beverage ? Mount and do !
I’ve been reading Joshua. but how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me ?
That’s nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it ?
Good thing I brought my library card, cause I’m checking you out.
We are like Cocoa and Marshmallows, you’re hot, and I wanna be on top of you.
You know what ? I bet your name is Mickey because you’re so fine !
Beards can be red, a blade can glow blue. There is only one precious, and that must be you !
Are you from Tennessee ? Cause you’re the only ten I see.
Are you a copper ? Because I cu in my dreams !
Do you have a band aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you !
Are you a tower ? Because Eiffel for you.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?