Creative Pick Up Lines

You are kerning me on.

I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes

Let’s “Skip Intro” and go find a room right now

You have the nicest set of Bézier curves I’ve ever seen

If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold

Would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?

You are the Chroma Key to my heart

You make my heart skip a frame.

You light up my world like nobody else.

Do you have Windex in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.

My heart just picked itself up when you walked back.

Your lips must be made of icing ’cause you look so sweet.

That hanger is working wonders for that dress.

Hey girl, am I reconciling with your failures? Because I’m hard right now.

Hey boy, are you Barack Obama? Because I was into you, like, years ago, and you won’t stop emailing. Also, my parents hate you.

Hey girl, are you whiskey shots? Because I want to do you first thing in the morning and then in the bathroom at work and I think I have a problem.

Hey girl, are you a self-referential joke? Because I’m doing you, sure, but you kind of hate how I’m going about it.

Hey girl, am I your self esteem and hopes? Because I’d like to steadily go down on you for years.

Hey, what’s your name ? … That’s my mother’s name

You have more curves than a racetrack.

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

I hate short love affairs. I have all weekend.