You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.

48

Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.

53

I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be riding bareback all night.

52

“How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?”

42

Wanna see my scars?

50

I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?

44

“I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?”

48

You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle….

43

“Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.”

43

You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.

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