You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.

137

Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.

136

I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be riding bareback all night.

147

“How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?”

131

Wanna see my scars?

140

I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?

156

“I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?”

141

You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle….

119

“Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.”

138

You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.

150

“That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’”

110

Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

85

Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

96

“Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren’t no cowboy, we’re talking a good time!”

85

Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.

88

No need to be alarmed ma’am-That’s not a pistol in my pocket.

93

You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.

87

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

86

Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.

101

I just got back from fishing. Wanna see my rod?

85