Amazing Cowboy Pick Up Lines Collection
You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.
Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.
I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be riding bareback all night.
“How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?”
Wanna see my scars?
I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
“I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?”
You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle….
“Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.”
You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.
“That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’”
Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
“Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren’t no cowboy, we’re talking a good time!”
Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
No need to be alarmed ma’am-That’s not a pistol in my pocket.
You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.
I just got back from fishing. Wanna see my rod?