You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.
Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.
I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be riding bareback all night.
“How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?”
Wanna see my scars?
I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
“I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?”
You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle….
“Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.”
You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.