You’re hotter than a tin roof in August.

121

Here’s my card, call if you need a buck.

124

I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be riding bareback all night.

135

“How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?”

118

Wanna see my scars?

124

I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?

137

“I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?”

127

You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle….

105

“Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.”

125

You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.

131

“That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’”

86

Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

72

Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

83

“Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren’t no cowboy, we’re talking a good time!”

71

Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.

77

No need to be alarmed ma’am-That’s not a pistol in my pocket.

80

You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.

72

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

72

Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.

90

I just got back from fishing. Wanna see my rod?

69