Cowboy Pick Up Lines

I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be riding bareback all night.

“How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?”

Wanna see my scars?

I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?

“I’ll be in Intensive Care later. Why don’t you drop by?”

You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle….

“Here’s my number, call me when you need a few bucks.”

You sure make me wish I hadn’t crapped my pants when that bull charged.

“That’s right, I said ‘AND the horse you rode in on.’”

Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

“Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren’t no cowboy, we’re talking a good time!”

Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.

No need to be alarmed ma’am-That’s not a pistol in my pocket.

You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

Oh, baby, when I’m around you I can’t think straight.

I just got back from fishing. Wanna see my rod?

The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?

I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you one fine hoe.

You’re hotter than asphalt on a summer day.

That’s right, Girl. I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.

Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me.