I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
Is your dad a terrorist? cause you are the bomb! See also: Corny Jokes
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me ?
Great legs, what time do they open?
You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Did u fart? cause u blow me away.
I like your pants.. but they would look better on the floor.
Guy knocks over girl and says “oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Baby, you’re my lucky seven.