I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.

15

Is your dad a terrorist? cause you are the bomb! See also: Corny Jokes

15

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

15

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me ?

15

Great legs, what time do they open?

9

You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

9

Did u fart? cause u blow me away.

6

I like your pants.. but they would look better on the floor.

8

Guy knocks over girl and says “oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.”

8

Baby, you’re my lucky seven.

9