Are you on a low budget? Cause i’m free!

228

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

310

Cum sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart

293

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

314

I want a kit from your kat

57

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

204

Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.

210

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

171

Are you tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

55

I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

60