Corny pick up lines

  • I want a kit from your kat
  • Are you tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  • I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  • I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
  • Is your dad a terrorist? cause you are the bomb! See also: Corny Jokes
  • Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me ?
  • Great legs, what time do they open?
  • You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
  • Did u fart? cause u blow me away.
  • I like your pants.. but they would look better on the floor.
  • Guy knocks over girl and says “oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world.”
  • Baby, you’re my lucky seven.
  • The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
  • I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  • Were you in Professor Trelawney’s class? Because I can see me in your future
  • Wanna play the rape game? “No!” That’s the spirit!
  • If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Do you play Pokemon? Because I want to throw my balls at you.
  • Do you have any black in you? No? Would you like some.
  • You must make girls weak in the knees. All I did was look at you and I don’t think I’ll ever walk again.
  • You’re so beautiful your face deserves to be on a coin. “You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you” If you were Belle, I’ll show you my Beast.
  • I may put the STD in stud, but I still need U.
  • Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.
  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
  • Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  • If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  • Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
  • Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
  • Wow, your feet must hurt, cause you’ve been running through my mind ALL day.
  • If I said “you have a nice body” would you hold it against me?
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • If you were a steak you would be well done.
  • Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
  • Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
  • Are you a touchscreen cause I’d tap that.
  • You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.