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Are you a 90 degree angle ? Cause you are looking right!
Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you are sublime.
Hey gorgeous ! I’ve just finished studying the book of numbers. But I noticed I don’t have yours.
Are you a nobody? Because nobody’s prefect.
Those jeans would look great on my bedroom floor!
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.
You know how I feel about you – it’s like you’re a fossil sample and I’m an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.
Hey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper ?
How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of ? Boyfriend material.
You’re my favorite weakness.
Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
Hey, why don’t you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
Do you come here often or wait till you get home?
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Hi, I have big feet.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Are you from Tennessee? Because take off your pants.
My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh fuck! This thing is an hour fast.
Hi, My name’s Jimmy, now I’ll start lying
I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
Are you a beaver ? Cause dam !
Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
Our smiles should touch now!
You breathe oxygen ? We have so much in common.
Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
With guns like these who needs a phaser ?
Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.
Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Are you related to Yoda ? Cause YODALICIOUS
You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.
Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full
If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U ?
Is your name Wi-Fi ? Cause I’m feeling a connection.
Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
Do you have a twin sister? (No).. Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world
If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
I want you to be my emergency contact person
Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you !
I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
I’m inFATuated with you!
You’re my cup of tea.
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You must be a time lord. Because you have two hearts. Yours and mine!
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else.
You are the Obi-Wan for me.
Hey, no offense, but do you want to hold hands ?
Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.
You’re awkward, but in a cure way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.
Are you a weeping angel ? Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.
Hey, you can’t spell “Calculus” without “us”.
Do you have a name ? Or can I call you mine ?
I’m not allowed to bet but If I could I’d bet on you.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
So, It is entirely possible that I might like you just a little bit.
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.
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