Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid ten, but too good to be real.
I’m not against you, but I wanna be against you😉
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the night sky would be empty
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? – See Funny Pick Up Lines
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.
So, It is entirely possible that I might like you just a little bit.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
I’m not allowed to bet but If I could I’d bet on you. See Funny Pick Up Lines
Do you have a name ? Or can I call you mine ?