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HomeClever Pick Up Lines

Clever Pick Up Lines

The best collection and handwritten clever pick up lines collection on the Internet, they are highly guaranteed to work and impress every time you use them, either on girls or guys. Yet, be careful while spilling every single word in these pick up lines because they are well-made to touch the intellect of people particularly clever people, and do not forget to smile while saying every pick up line in these amazing list, that is considered as the best clever pick up lines collection on the Internet, according to some online surveys have done by our team. Remember, we guarantee these pick up lines which are listed in this post are the best pick up lines that ever worked on any sort of people.

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Im not against you, but I wanna be against you?

I’m not against you, but I wanna be against you?

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If a star fell every time I thought of you, the night sky would be empty

If a star fell every time I thought of you, the night sky would be empty

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I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.

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So, It is entirely possible that I might like you just a little bit.

So, It is entirely possible that I might like you just a little bit.

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

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I’m not allowed to bet but If I could I’d bet on you.

I’m not allowed to bet but If I could I’d bet on you. See Funny Pick Up Lines

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Do you have a name ? Or can I call you mine ?

Do you have a name ? Or can I call you mine ?

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Hey, you can’t spell “Calculus” without “us”.

Hey, you can’t spell “Calculus” without “us”.

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Are you a weeping angel ? Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.

Are you a weeping angel ? Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.

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You’re awkward, but in a cure way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.

You’re awkward, but in a cure way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.

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Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.

Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.

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Hey, no offense, but do you want to hold hands ?

Hey, no offense, but do you want to hold hands ?

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You are the Obi-Wan for me.

You are the Obi-Wan for me.

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Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else.

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You must be a time lord. Because you have two hearts. Yours and mine!

You must be a time lord. Because you have two hearts. Yours and mine!

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I’m inFATuated with you!

I’m inFATuated with you!

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Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.

Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

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I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you !

I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you !

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My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

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Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.

Please stop looking so attractive, I’m trying to stop liking you.

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I want you to be my emergency contact person

I want you to be my emergency contact person

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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

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Do you have a twin sister? (No).. Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world

Do you have a twin sister? (No).. Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world

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Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!

Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!

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If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.

If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you’d be able to travel back in time, no problem.

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Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

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Is your name Wi-Fi ? Cause I’m feeling a connection.

Is your name Wi-Fi ? Cause I’m feeling a connection.

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I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U ?

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U ?

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If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

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Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full

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You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

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Are you related to Yoda ? Cause YODALICIOUS

Are you related to Yoda ? Cause YODALICIOUS

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Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.

Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine.

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With guns like these who needs a phaser ?

With guns like these who needs a phaser ?

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Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.

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You breathe oxygen ? We have so much in common.

You breathe oxygen ? We have so much in common.

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Our smiles should touch now!

Our smiles should touch now!

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Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.

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Are you a beaver ? Cause dam !

Are you a beaver ? Cause dam !

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I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.

I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.

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Hi, My name’s Jimmy, now I’ll start lying

Hi, My name’s Jimmy, now I’ll start lying

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My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh fuck! This thing is an hour fast.

My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Oh fuck! This thing is an hour fast.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because take off your pants.

Are you from Tennessee? Because take off your pants.

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What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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Hi, I have big feet.

Hi, I have big feet.

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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

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Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

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Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

Do you come here often or wait till you get home?

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Hey, why don’t you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.

Hey, why don’t you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.

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Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of ? Boyfriend material.

Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what that’s made of ? Boyfriend material.

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How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?

How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?

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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper ?

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper ?

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Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.

Hey baby, do you believe in love at the first sight, or should I walk by again.

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What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

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Hey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip

Hey pretty, do you wanna date me ? Yes=Smile. No=Backflip

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You know how I feel about you – it’s like you’re a fossil sample and I’m an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

You know how I feel about you – it’s like you’re a fossil sample and I’m an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

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You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.

You must be the square root of two. Cause I feel irrational around you.

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I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

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Those jeans would look great on my bedroom floor!

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  • Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
  • Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
  • Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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