If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

261

I can get you off the Naughty List.

94

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”

115

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

90

Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

95

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

89

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

97

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

87

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

88

I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear…

93

Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?

34

I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.

32

Just a few to get things started…not too dirty now, lol!

27

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

152