If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

295

I can get you off the Naughty List.

107

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”

127

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

96

Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

104

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

96

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

106

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

98

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

95

I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear…

104

Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?

40

I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.

35

Just a few to get things started…not too dirty now, lol!

32

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

188