If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

223

I can get you off the Naughty List.

83

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”

89

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

81

Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

86

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

83

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

88

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

82

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

80

I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear…

84