If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

180

I can get you off the Naughty List.

70

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”

73

Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

68

Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

69

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

66

Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

74

That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

69

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

65

I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear…

71