Christian Pick Up Lines

Is that a mirror in your Bible ? Because I see you reflecting Christ!

How about you be the salt, and I’ll be the light!

You look familiar. Weren’t we a match on Christian Mingle?

When I count my blessing, I make sure to count you twice.

Cardigan? Scarf? Toms? You look so good.

I think it’s someone that God is calling you to be a pastor, because He is calling me to be a pastor’s wife.

Don’t let the enemy keep you from showing off that beautiful smile.

You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

The word of God is living and active .. Just like my love for you.

I think it’s cute when we’re in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

I am little rough around the edges.. I need a good girl like you. If you missionary-date me, we can have deep spiritual conversations and I’ll sit next to you at Church.

I noticed that you have the Bible’s application on your smartphone, I can tell you’re a woman of the word.

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people…

The Holy Spirit compels me.. I can’t help but draw near to you.

It makes my heard spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You’re such a servant.

I have been praying for a Godly woman like you to come my way for a long time.. Ever since I went to my 8th grade purity retreats.

I love it when I sit next to you in Church while you scribble down as many notes as you can .. It’s so adorable.

There is no question: I would make like Jacob and work 7 years for you to be my bride.

Jesus says I can sit by you, as long as there is room for Him in between.

I bought a devotional for us to go through together .. I hope it isn’t too emotionally intimate for this stage in our relationship.

I’m really gonna miss you while you’re camp counseling this summer, but I’m so glad you are investing your time, talent, and treasure into eternal things.

It’s not coveting when I look at you, because I intend to make you mine.

I’m pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.

Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.

When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.

I put the “stud” in bible study.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.

What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

You make me want to be a better Christian.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.