You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

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Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

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Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

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Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!

141

Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!

128

You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.

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Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS! – See Funny Pick Up Lines 

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Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

141

Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?

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I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

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Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne

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Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.

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Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.

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Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.

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I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.

60

I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.

95

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

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How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

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If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

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