If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

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Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

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Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

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Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!

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Do you like Science? Because I’ve got my ion you!

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You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.

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You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.

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Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS! – See Funny Pick Up Lines 

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Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

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