Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

27

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

24

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

27

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

26

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

33

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

25

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!

30

On The Phone
“Hold on”
You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”

27

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

26

Is your name Katrina?
[No, why?]
Cause baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

19

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

24

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

23

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

23

If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

24

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

24

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

26

You’re hotter than donut grease.

27

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

26

I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes.

27

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

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