Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Did you escape from the zoo ? Because you bring out the animal in me
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves !
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When God made you, he was showing off.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
So what haven’t you been told tonight?
So, you must be the reason men fall in love.