If you were a poker game I’d be all in.
Hi, I am Batman. Do you wanna see my bet mobile ?
Damn sugar, slow down.. I am diabetic.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Did you escape from the zoo ? Because you bring out the animal in me
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves !
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
When God made you, he was showing off.