Damn sugar, slow down.. I am diabetic.

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Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.

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Did you escape from the zoo ? Because you bring out the animal in me

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(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

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You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

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You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves !

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What time do you have to be back in heaven?

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When God made you, he was showing off.

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When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

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