When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

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So what haven’t you been told tonight?

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So, you must be the reason men fall in love.

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My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

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Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

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Are you a bee? If so, can you be my honey?

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Hey! You look like someone I know! My next girlfriend/boyfriend! 😉

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I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus! 😉

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Do you have the time? The time to write down my number ?!

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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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I lost my teddy bear… Will you sleep with me?

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Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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Can I tie your shoe? Because I can’t have you fall for anyone else.

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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

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I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

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Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

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A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”

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Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.

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