I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

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Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!

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That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

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Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

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You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

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Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

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I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

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Your lips look lonely.. Would they like to meet mine ?

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If you were a poker game I’d be all in.

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Hi, I am Batman. Do you wanna see my bet mobile ?

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