I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

64

Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

74

I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

76

Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!

78

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

63

Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

69

You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

62

Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

64

I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

62

Your lips look lonely.. Would they like to meet mine ?

46

If you were a poker game I’d be all in.

53

Hi, I am Batman. Do you wanna see my bet mobile ?

51

Damn sugar, slow down.. I am diabetic.

50

Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.

54

Did you escape from the zoo ? Because you bring out the animal in me

53

(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

54

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

51

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves !

55

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

43

When God made you, he was showing off.

44