Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !
I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute
I think I was blind before I met you. See also: Cheesy Jokes
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal
Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!