Are you a 90 degree angle ? Cause you are looking right!

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Thanks for you number, mines 69.

208

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

91

Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

111

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

86

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

98

I think I was blind before I met you. See also: Cheesy Jokes

90

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

102

Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal

88

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

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