Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

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If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable

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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

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Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

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Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

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I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

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Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

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