Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

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I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

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See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

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I think I was blind before I met you. See also: Cheesy Jokes

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Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

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Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal

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Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

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Stand still so I can pick you up!

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Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

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