Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!

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Were do you hide your wings?

9

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

9

I’m going to need a tall glass of cold water, cause baby your making me HOT!

10

You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.

11

Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

16

I’d take all the chairs away just to have you sit on my face tonight

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Are you a waitress? Cause I’m gonna give you more than just the tip.

17

Let’s play titanic I’ll play iceberg and you’ll go down.

17

Hell! Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice!

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