Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it’s just my heart pounding!

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Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.

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Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

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Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?

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All those curves, and me with no brakes!

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Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kicking!

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If you were a booger I would pick you first.

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Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!

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Were do you hide your wings?

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Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

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