Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it’s just my heart pounding!
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kicking!
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
Were do you hide your wings?
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?