You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
You better call Life Alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You are the reason men fall in love.