I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

20

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

17

You should be someone’s wife.

15

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

15

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

15

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

16

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

16

You better call Life Alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

15

If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

10

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

10