I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

8

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

9

You should be someone’s wife.

11

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

11

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

11

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

12

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

12

You better call Life Alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

11

If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

7

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

6