You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
You should be someone’s wife.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
You better call Life Alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.