You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

5

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

4

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

3

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

4

You should be someone’s wife.

4

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

3

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

4

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

4

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

4

You better call Life Alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

3