I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smoking!

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You’re really hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

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Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

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Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

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Are you a tamale? Cause you’re hot.

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You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

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