Are you a tamale? Cause you’re hot.

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You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

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If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

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Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

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There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

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Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

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