I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!
I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You are a 9. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smoking!
You’re really hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.