Are you a 90 degree angle ? Cause you are looking right!

166

Thanks for you number, mines 69.

348

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

134

Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

164

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

126

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

142

I think I was blind before I met you. See also: Cheesy Jokes

132

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

144

Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal

133

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

84

Stand still so I can pick you up!

112

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

111

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

94

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

92

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

82

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable

97

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

90

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

93

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

75

Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

69