Are you a 90 degree angle ? Cause you are looking right!

151

Thanks for you number, mines 69.

310

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

123

Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

147

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

115

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

129

I think I was blind before I met you. See also: Cheesy Jokes

119

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

133

Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal

122

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

76

Stand still so I can pick you up!

96

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

95

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

81

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

79

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

68

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable

86

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

77

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

76

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

64

Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

55