Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

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You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

13

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

13

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

15

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

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Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

14

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!

17

On The Phone
“Hold on”
You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”

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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

15

Is your name Katrina?
[No, why?]
Cause baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

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