Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

5

Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

5

Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.

5

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!

7

On The Phone
“Hold on”
You Say: “Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.”

6

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

5

Is your name Katrina?
[No, why?]
Cause baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

4

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

4

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

3

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

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