Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

2

Is your name Katrina?
[No, why?]
Cause baby, you rock me like a hurricane!

3

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

2

Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

2

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

2

If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

2

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

2

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

2

You’re hotter than donut grease.

2

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

2