Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Is your name Katrina?
Cause baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
You’re hotter than donut grease.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.