Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.