Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple!

5

Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.

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You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

6

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

5

Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

6

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

6

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

3

Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

4

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

4

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

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