I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

43

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

34

You should be someone’s wife.

33

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

33

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

33

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

32

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

37

You better call Life Alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

31

If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

28

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

27

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

34

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

32

You are the reason men fall in love.

36

I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

37

Wow! Are those real or Am I stunning ?

36

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

25

Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

26

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

27

I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?

22

You know, it’d be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.

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